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The pinworm is a parasite that infects an estimated 40 million people at any given time in the United States. It's rarely, if ever, fatal, but it can create an itch so intense that people typically report losing sleep over it. This is because the itch peaks at night. It's at that time that the worms poke their heads out of your anus and lay their eggs.
A person typically becomes infected when they consume the worm eggs. Obviously, people aren't feasting on these eggs like they were caviar, or at least not usually. You generally get them in your mouth without realizing it. And the maddening itch often catches people in this constant loop. They keep on scratching, getting the eggs on their fingers, then reinfecting themselves by accident. The eggs can live really long on surfaces, and poor handwashing habits will cause a person to also infect other people this way.
That being said, this is a child's disease, and adults don't get it that frequently, in part because adults tend to be more proactive about their hygiene. But what if the opposite happened? What if someone not only didn't mind the worms, but went out of their way to become infected with them?And what if they spread the worms to other people on purpose?
Ladies and gentlemen, this is the story of Parasite Man. Several years ago, I made a video about the Pinworm butt plug, in which a person is horrified to discover an infestation of pinworms inside their partner's asshole. It's one of those stories that's considered to be a classic of Reddit filth, one of things like the coconut and the poop scissors.
There's more than one classic pinworm story in the history of Reddit. But this one seems to have fallen to the wayside a bit over the years. The original post long gone, several other posts, even YouTube videos referencing it, also gone. Reddit is scattered with posts by people trying to find it, but only getting warned that they shouldn't read it.
Then in October of 2021, a redditor named Jirad95, having had it saved and noticing it was removed from Reddit entirely, reposted it for the curious. Of course, nobody knows how to read, so now a lot of people think that he's actually the pinworm ass guy, and they're calling for him to be put to death. He even had to come back a few years later and once again emphasize that he is not the parasite man.
The real guy's identity is unknown, as Jirad95 puts it. The worst part is not knowing if this post was made by someone in your town, your neighbor, or even your own cousin. So the story was originally posted to r/confession way before that. My obsession hurts others around me. It's also my fetish, but it goes far deeper than that. Like many kids, Parasite Man got pinworms as a child. He said it felt strange, and it itch so bad that it hurt. His parents took him to the doctor, he got medicine, and they cured it. But the experience of having pinworms completely changed the way that he looked at his own body. He became obsessed with the idea that his body could contain a whole world within it, like a planet. By the age of 15 or so, he'd actively researched pinworms and other parasites, and he was shocked to find that most people actually have parasites in their systems.
One example he gives is something called a demodex. A demodex is a mite that lives in human hair, particularly on the face, and almost everyone has them. In some rare situations, they can grow out of control, but for the most part, they're honest and will just never notice it. Knowing that you could be host to a parasite without it ever harming you took his obsession to the next level. I wanted to know how many a human body could endure without a chance of serious health issues. This curiosity has plagued my mind for years. At the time of writing, he was 25, and he said that he purposely infected himself with non-lethal parasites as a part of this fetish. Some turned out to be harmless, others turned out to be excruciating, but he derives pleasure from the discomfort regardless. He said that he was currently infected with pinworms, tape worms, pubic lice, and, quote, various non-pathogenic protozoa, which that could be a lot of different things. That could just be a fancy way of saying that he had eaten a gogurt. You got to have those probiotics. He says that because of the parasites, he eats a lot and he stays thin.
He says that he also keeps bed bugs and leaches in containers, and he takes them out occasionally to feed on his blood. Although he notes, Those kinds are not really my passion as they do not live primarily on the human body, but I think they're interesting nonetheless, and I find them pretty cute. It's funny that despite this story being what it is, I find the bed bugs part to be the least plausible thing so far. Not that a person would want to do this, but that a person would be able to do this. I just don't buy that a person would be able to keep bed bugs contained to take out at their own leisure. If you have them anywhere, they're getting everywhere. They just don't work like that. Bed bugs are getting out whether you're like it or not. Either way, this next part is where it becomes a real horror story because at a certain point, it's not enough to just infect themselves. Now, he must infect others. It starts with him accidentally spreading parasites to his family. As he puts it, the parasites pioneer new lands on their own. Specifically, he's accidentally given them pinworms on several occasions, which is an extremely common occurrence for the parents of kids with pinworms.
But the idea of his parasites being in their bodies now. This makes them feel some way, and now he gets even more of an urge to affect other people on purpose. I'm sure a number of you guys are familiar with the idea of bug chasers. These were people who tried to get HIV on purpose. They got their counterparts, the gift givers, the people who have HIV, and they're trying to give the bug chasers the gift. I hadn't really heard of this thing in other contexts, but I guess it does stand to reason that it could apply to any disease, not just AIDS. In fact, there was a throwaway account on r/confessions. I actually wrote about how they related the Parasite Man because they felt the urge to spread COVID to people. In fact, at the outside of the pandemic, the Department of Justice even issues a warning that if you spread it on purpose, you'll be charged with terrorism. Although they didn't elaborate if they were saying that because someone had actually done this or if they were just trying to get in front of it. Parasite Man goes on to theorize that perhaps this compulsion he has to infect other people with parasites is itself the work of parasites manipulating his brain.
And such things do exist in nature. For example, you got this one parasite that helps itself get nourishment by making bugs consume more sugar. And then you got this one parasite that humans are exposed too often, and it's the one that makes rodents attracted to the smell of cat piss. There isn't one, though, that's been documented that causes humans to have the urge to spread parasites. There could be, though. In any case, he feels pleasure when he spreads the parasites. As he puts it, he spread thousands of his children over the years. How does he do it? I sometimes sprinkle tape worm eggs into people's drinks when I'm out of clubs. I also caught pubic lice from sex with the random woman I met at the same club. In return, I'm pretty sure I gave her pinworms, so it was a trade. The woman wasn't even attractive. I just wanted to gift her some pinworms. Instead, I basically won the jackpot by sleeping with her. I then spread my pubic lice to at least four other women. Sometimes, I also sprinkle worm worm eggs onto food buffets whenever I visit them. You got all these guides out here, whether to teach men how to pick up women.
This guy just does it by accident. I think he unlocked the real dating That's the secret right here. If you don't want to psych yourself out, you want to win the prize, you got to speak to every woman while in the back of your head, imagining that you're secretly trying to infect her with a parasite. Now, in the comments, you have some people asking how it could be possible to just deliberately give people pinworms because the eggs are microscopic. You can't just grab a handful of eggs and sprinkle them because they were invisible to the naked eye, basically. So Jirad provided a simple explanation in the replies. It's extremely easy. All someone would have to do is be positive they have them, then scratch their anus. Since they lay their eggs on the rim of the anus, you could be sure you still have them if you often get a slightly itchy feeling on your anus. After you scratch, you'll have them on your fingers and nails where you transfer them in the most common way, contaminating other people's food. It's a pretty obvious answer, but of course, this does not help the problem of people thinking that he is the guy who wrote all this.
It also makes me wonder if the way that he gave pinworms to the ugly one at the club was in the middle of dogging her out, he just scratches his ass and then comes around and gives her a little fish hook. I have to make sure the fish hook is in the camera here so you guys will know what I'm talking about. He gave her the little pin worm fish hook. Honestly, and the more I read this and think about it, the more surprised I am that we're just not constantly all getting pin worms from eating out because they spread easily and the eggs survive a long time outside. Even if you don't have a guy that's scratching his ass on purpose to sprinkle eggs around, it still seems like they would be around a lot more. That being said, though, most of the people who get infected with pin worms either have mild or no symptoms. By the time you finally notice a worm poking out of your ass, so much time has passed that who will know you got pinworms for that specific buffet? It's the perfect crime. At first, I'm thinking, maybe the reason why we don't get this as often as it seems like you should is because maybe you develop some immunity later in life.
But parents of kids with pinworms get them all the time, so it's not that. I got to think that the only reason we're all just not constantly getting pinworms all the time from eating out is that maybe people are more more hygienic than I was assuming. The more I think about this now, the more I'm thinking about, I realized how unreasonable I was being about this. It's not as if you have cooks, you're at the diner and then they're scratching their ass between hitting your burger with the spatula. People don't just casually scratch their ass all day like that. Now that I think about it, I can't think of a single time I've scratched my asshole as an adult. Realistically, when was the last time you scratched your own butt hole? You just don't do it. Parasite Man concludes his story by apologizing to anyone he's harmed. He says that even though in his mind, he's justified, he still feels guilt. I hope the people I spread my gifts to can find it in their hearts to be a little more open-minded and not kill my children, but learn to live with them like I have instead.
I'm aware of how strange and disgusting others will find me if they knew. I'm aware of how immoral this seems to most people. I assume you may see me in a negative light after reading this, but remember, I only want what's best for my children, and if you were truly in my shoes, I'm sure you would do the same. The people in the comments did not find it in their hearts to be a little more open-minded. What the crap did I just read? You need help, dude. You need a straight-up mental help. All he needs is to be executed. Like many such Reddit stories, especially ones with such fanciful writing, this one's probably fake. But such compulsions do exist in the real world. And interestingly, among the cries for legal action in the thread, mostly directed at the wrong guy, there's a person who claimed to have actually had to deal with a person with this compulsion. I was harassed by someone who continuously broke into my home, infecting everything possible. And yes, all food sources, but even hygiene products. I will forever check what I consume now, and it took forever to find out what was happening.
I guess this person was getting worms for months at a time, and then they just didn't know. Then one day they caught this guy, brown-handed. As it turns out, there's not much of anything you can actually do legally. I guess it makes sense. I mean, how do you prove in court that someone actually gave you worms on purpose? Purpose. Maybe if you have video proof of it, of a person breaking in your house and rubbing their ass like scooting like a fucking puppy. But if you just explain it to someone, Oh, they're breaking into my house and trying to contaminate my food and hygiene products with their dirty asshole, and now I got worms because of it. If you try to explain that to someone without a video proof, you sound like the crazy person all of a sudden. In any case, now having seen this video, you're probably extremely paranoid about eating out anywhere, or perhaps doing anything in the real world at all, because now you've had this image, as I just did, of every single person who comes in contact with any product you consume is scratching their asshole all the time.
Well, never fear, because according to some research, intestinal worms might actually be good for you. It's part of something called the Old Friends Theory, and it relates to how parasitic worms were more common before the rise of modern hygiene standards. It's possible that having the worms helps to regulate your immune system. And in particular, there may be some promise in deliberately using worms to help treat inflammation, allergies, and multiple sclero... Why the fuck can't I say multiple sclero... And multiple sclerosis. Although as a surgeon, in the comments of one article noted, the inability to actually control the worms once they get inside your body has been a major roadblock for actually doing anything with them. All that being said, please don't go out and infect yourself with worms on purpose to treat your allergies. This is not me saying that you should do that. I'm just simply saying, I guess you got to look on the bright side. Anyway, that's all for now. If you like this video, check out my video on dolphin sex. I'm out.
